I want to blog-read today, but I'm trying to get a pesky ol' migraine. I measure them in percentages and I'll say it's at 30% at the moment. But I just took medicine for it, so hopefully I can make it go away. And right on queue, Shamus is hovering nearby yammering away. In between amusing antecdotes, he sings.

"Honest, officer, I was just cleaning the gun and it went off."