Happy Valentine's Day!

My sweet bastard. He never gets it right. He knows I love chocolate, but can't be trusted with a large dose at once. If he must buy chocolate for Valentine's Day, I always tell him to get me just a few extra special truffles. You know the ones you get at the fine bakeries that are decorated so nicely? But, he always goes overboard. Chocolate, anyone? And why is it that men always buy the biggest items? Example: I ask him to pick up bananas. He brings home HUGE bananas. The ones that are a meal in themselves. Is this a food-gathering thing, or a "size" issue? Hmmmmm.